silence is golden.

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

(Source: assgod, via yea-im-horny)

— 17 hours ago with 443495 notes


Why do boys want to test crazy girls? Like, do you really want to be famous or something? ‘cause we are both going to end up on the news, ‘cept you’re going to be dead and I’ll be in court wishing I stabbed you at least five more times. 

(via queenofbeerss)

— 1 day ago with 55 notes


things i love

  • hot dads
  • hot 35 year olds
  • powerful men
  • rich men
  • hot dads

(via monibeatss)

— 1 day ago with 6327 notes
Anonymous asked: You have such an amazing body, please sit on my face


but you’re anonymous.

— 1 day ago


honestly don’t insult me because i’ll fuck your dad

(Source: bee-belly, via inferencing)

— 5 days ago with 4452 notes